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Santa Claus Is A Monster
02:30
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Now I know they call this the most wonderful time of year
But let me tell you about the man who can take away all this Christmas cheer...
He creeps down the chimney at midnight
The house is sound asleep
He takes all my milk and cookies
Leaves the crumbs for me to eat
I think Santa Claus is a monster
(Santa Claus is a monster)
He treats all the elves like slaves
They work in his sweatshop all day
And one night Santa got drunk and he crashed his sleigh
He left his reindeer dead on the side of the road
I'm telling you Santa Claus is a monster!
(Santa Claus is a monster)
When I was young I thought he was the man
But I didn't know of his sinister plan
He see's you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
But, HAHA! I think he's a fake!
And I know he's a monster!
(Santa Claus is a monster)
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Santa Claus
02:43
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Yeah, Santa Claus, where have you been?
I've been waiting here just to let you in.
Yeah, Santa Claus, what you got on your back?
Is there something for me inside that sack?
I want a brand new car, a twangy guitar
a cute little honey and lots of money.
Santa Claus, won't you tell me please?
Whatcha gonna put under my Christmas tree?
And he just said:
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing."
Yeah, Santa Claus, I've been waiting oh so long.
Now don't you, don't you do me wrong.
I want a brand new car, a twangy guitar
a cute little honey and lots of money.
Santa Claus, oh won't you tell me please?
Whatcha gonna put under my Christmas tree?
And he just said:
"Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,
Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing"
Ah no
Ah no, nothing for Christmas
Santa Claus, won't you tell me?
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Well mom and dad said be good
So I did what I should
I hung my stocking on a wall
I didn't get a thing at all
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year
Well stayin' up late at night
To see Santa Claus fly
Well sure enough don't ya know
The fat boy didn't show
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year
Well I tried to get a little kiss
From a pretty little miss
She slapped me down and said, "You jerk
Mistletoe doesn't work"
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year
All right!
Well Rudolf the reindeer
Makin' little kids cheer
The reason that his nose shine
Santa gives him moonshine
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didnt get nothin' last year
Ah decorate the street lights
People gettin' half tight
One hand will slap ya back
The other one will take ya jack
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didnt get nothin' last year
All right!
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Jeff Hershey and The Heartbeats Oxnard, California
Jeff Hershey & The Heartbeats have taken the southern California music scene by storm. Their raucous live performances have crowds packing venues while dancing and singing along to the impassioned front man who summons the ghosts of Sam Cooke and James Brown, with an undeniable touch of his punk rock roots in the mix throughout. ... more
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